Woman Assaults Police Officer – Things are wild in Casa Grande Theft Auto huh? This week is no different. A few drug busts, a police chance and yes, someone thought it was a good idea to assault a police officer. Surprised? Yeah, didn’t think so…

So, it seems a 20-year-old Casa Grande woman wanted to play Casa Grande Theft Auto this week. She took it upon herself to start some trouble and is accused of assaulting a police officer.

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Elizabeth Malec is our new NPC and she is charged with Not one, Not two but – DING DING DING -THREE counts of aggravated assault, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and criminal damage. You win the prize this week Liz!!! Here’s your trophy:

According to the police report, Casa Grande Police officers on Jan. 7 responded to the 1000 block of North Coolidge Avenue after receiving a call about a loud disturbance.

Woman Assaults Police Officer

Ole Liz here is accused of arguing SO loudly with a man that she woke up another family and disturbed neighbors. When officers arrived Liz started tearing into them. She was yelling at them and telling them not to use a stun gun on the man (guess SHE still wanted her turn).

She is alleged to have swung a sweater at an officer, hitting him in the face, and was told to stop or she would be arrested.

So, let me stop here. WTF? A SWEATER? She attacks the cops with a sweater? We have SO many questions. Who attacks ANYONE with clothing? I mean Kanye attacks our senses with HIS CLOTHING LINE but that’s different, he’s crazy. Anyway….

She is ALSO alleged to have threatened to spit on the officer (THAT A GIRL!!!) and was taken to the ground. While on the ground she resisted being handcuffed.

Our new NPC Liz is also accused of pinching an officer’s leg (flirting maybe?) and tearing off his body camera and police badge. Liz is gonna have a fun weekend huh?

Let this be a lesson to you kids: when the cops show up, always escape to a Safe Zone and attack from the roof. Wait, WHAT?

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