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A Maricopa man apparently LOST HIS S$!T last night when his game-time was interrupted. He is accused of assaulting a woman on Christmas night. This was all right after she would not let him leave home with a PlayStation 5 to finish his game-time.
Nicholas L. Madlock, 32, (that’s right, not 9, not 15 but 32 frickin’ years old y’all!), was charged with assault , criminal damage, disorderly conduct, preventing use of a telephone in an emergency, according to police. And also, being a little bitch-ass brat, according to BuzAz.
Last night, YES – Christmas night y’all, at around 11:30 p.m., Maricopa police were called to a Tortosa home. There had been a report of a disturbance (In the Force? No, he wasn’t playing Star Wars Jedi: Survivor), where officers encountered Madlock and a woman.
According to the Maricopa police, Madlock and the woman had come home from a Christmas party and gotten into an argument about him playing games on the new PlayStation 5. When the woman tried to get him to stop playing, Madlock apparently tried to leave the residence with a PlayStation 5 video game console. But home-girl WASN’T HAVIN’ IT. She tried to stop him. A fight ensued, with both punching, kneeing and kicking the other like a UFC match, according to police.
Like a bad movie, the fight continued into the kitchen, where Madlock is said to have thrown a plastic toy or something similar at the woman, breaking the kitchen’s hanging light. Can’t play video games, can’t fight AND he can’t throw apparently. Madlock then started chasing the woman around the kitchen table, like a Benny Hill exit scene, and actually tried to trap her in the corner by pushing the table into her. The woman had to crawl under the table in order to escape. Seriously people, YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
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So, Madlock ended up swiping the woman’s phone from her during the melee. The woman, being the superior intellect AND athlete in this telling tale, was able to pick up Madlock’s phone off the floor. BOY this just gets better and better, RIGHT?!
She ran off into the garage to call 911, Madlock trailing behind her. Seems he’s is always a step behind aye?
Madlock caught up with her and pushed her to the ground (what an asshole). He was able to snatch the phone away while she was talking to the 911 dispatcher. The woman faked out Madlock with a juke move (play Madden much?), got away from his dumb ass and made her way back into the house. She was able to find her phone in the living room and was able to reach 911 again. GAME POINT.
Madlock was arrested and charged. At this time BuzAz in not sure if he is able to finish his game.
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